CONVERSATIONS WITH BRYAN: KATY PERRY X GENESIS

In this episode of Conversations With Bryan we discuss Katy Perry X Genesis mashup, Lucille Ball, and trafficking cocaine in the era of black and white television.

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Genesis X Katy Perry - Invisible Girls (Chambaland Mashup) [Right Click and "Save As" to download.]

Bryan: i can’t get enough of this, seriously

Ray: alright im playing this and honestly
Bryan: oh man

Ray: not a super fan of Genesis
Bryan: damn, k

Ray: i know like 2 Katy Perry songs not super into em
Bryan: well maybe you won’t be into it

Ray: …but this shit, this shit right here
Bryan: wait until the first chorus. it’s hot as shit once the donk comes in

Bryan: how much blow does this inspire? 1985 style

Ray: oh i look like im in reverse black face right now
Bryan: like Lucille Ball in the kitchen

Ray: rickkkyyyyy i messeedd uppp
Bryan: right, flour all over you

Ray: its ok Lucy, Javier’s got 8 bricks coming through Miami on a couple of mules
Ray: we’l lbe ok
Bryan: this music is The-Dream gay, i like it

Ray: oh its unabashedly poppy and in contact with its feminine side
Ray: but im totally ok with that
Bryan: right i’m all for it

Ray: someone call Cameron Diaz have her do that white girl underwear dance
Ray: call it a day
Bryan: Fin

…

Ray: you know now that you mention it i cant help but think of The Lucille Ball Show
Bryan: good good
Ray: as an extended narrative about moving blow
Ray: Rickys from Cuba so hes got connects
Bryan: oh yea natch

Ray: hes in a band, good cover to not have a real job and move that snow.
Ray: Freds clearly in charge of the muscle, old school mob type dude.
Ray: but Lucy and the other chick dont know
Ray: its like Desperate Housewives meets The Wire
Ray: it works on another level because Ricky stay with that white girl
Ray: coke or Lucy, take ur pick
Bryan: “It’s like Desperate Housewives meets The Wire” - Ray Smiling on a show that came out 40 years before either

Bryan: good look
Ray: fuck the constraints of time or logic.
Bryan: the comparison is apt i’m not debating it

No Comments / Jul 30.10 / conversations with bryan / by raythedestroyer

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