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Metro Zu - “Dip My Dick In Lean” from Zuology (2012)

When the Apocalypse comes I’m gonna get heavy into hallucinogens and go out in a blaze of reality altered glory. Already got my last day planned:

- Reach unprecedented levels of coziness, form a symbiotic relationship with a suede jumpsuit.
- Wander around a foreign country, get kidnapped by aliens from the 5th dimension. Experience all time at once.
- Communicate with a dolphin, ask them why they rape. Rehabilitate the dolphin. Set him free.
- Walk through the forest late at night, run into my spirit animal. Ask him where we went wrong.
- Call up relatives. Ask them probing questions about their greatest fears and shortcomings.
- Dip my dick in lean.
- Die in the pussy, completing the life cycle.

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Now, you know I’m ’bout that twerk action and I love Miskha. This should be an automatic win. I’m from the South. I know good twerkin’ when I see it and this ain’ it. Alas the young lady’s twerk action in this video get a 4 out of 10. Song’s awesome though.

KJ added these pithy words on Nov 08 12 at 12:12 PM

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