Rick Ross is a fucking cartoon character from Japan. Just like the Japanesse took Air Force 1‘s dipped em in LSD crazy paint and came back at us with Bapes—I think they saw some pictures of Mr.T, a couple Miami Vice episodes, and a fucked up 3rd generation dub of Scarface to create Rick Ross.
Now we get Ross‘ Deeper Than Rap and it’s a lot less motorcycle car chases and a lot more lounging on the veranda in white linen suits with pastel accents. Shits a soundtrack to some real tropical coolin’. “Yo my man Desmond, are those shrimp scampi still coming out? Excellent. Can you also bring us some fresh fruit too? Like some melons and mango and shit. Whatever you got laying around. Thanks a bunch Des.”
“All I really Want” has a hook by ya boy The-Dream whose is killing it right now on that R&B shit (not killing it on that sweater piece though homey), and the whole thing is just extra canned peaches syrupy goodness with the Colombian back drop. This looks like it was paid for by the tourism board of Colombia. At the end I expected it to say “Colombia: Its not just coke and kidnappings anymore!”
Note to self: Get house on mountain in Sorde Americano. Get infinity edge pool. Populate with ethnically ambiguous Frank Frazetta looking models. Ball outta control.
Anyone else feel like this joint is just a kinda second rate version of Snoop and Pharrell‘s summer classic “Beautiful”? Honestly I dont give a fuck, second rate “Beautiful“ is still amazing.
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